h town!

so i made this in my tech lab class,, and it is very cool. here are some pictures at every angle.

h town!

Annoying, but humerous

so i was at work tonight, and i was making fun of the hostess because she wasn't giving me my change. i said something like, oh it's .42 cents. she looked at me, had the change cupped in her hands and threw it up and out into the restaurant. i was dumbfounded but laughing. it took me at least ten minutes to find the five coins.

i thought it was cool...

oh that is my face. on my water bottle!

we all know my water bottle, big red. what we didn't know was what technology can do today and that i'm very cool. and pretty. oh wait, we did know that!

Go Utes!

I'm officially switching my allegiance from BYU to the UofU. BYU is lame and the U is better at most things, even if they let BYU win from time to time. plus they are my university of choice, where i will receive my formal education.

Oh, did I mention i hate BYU?

star struck at joe's

so i was working a regular monday shift at work. my fellow server had a table that had this book on it.
i was bored so i struck up a conversation. i told him i'd read the book, how much i liked it blah blah blah. basically, i gushed about how good it was. he said, oh really? and asked me to open up to a certain page in the book. his picture was in it! he was the author's boyfriend! now let me tell you more about this book. it is a new york seller, a book about a woman's experience in the polygamous sect. it is crazy, crazy good. and i basically meant a famous person.

gay men to cream cheese: my last 24 hours

first, is it just me-or are all cream cheese packages, regardless of the brand, the same inside?

second, i would just like to share what mother nature brings me each month-with my monthly gift i receive crazy dry lips that actually peel, a loss of appetite-i just don't want to eat-but everything i taste is so delicious. why am i so weird!

and the crown jewel of my collection: a work story. so i was at work yesterday and at one of my tables were two men. at the end of their meal i asked if they would like dessert, they said yes. my next question, one piece for each of you? to which i receive the reply no we'll take one to share. as a joke i suggestively say, oh one to share huh? they both look at me and one answers, oh. you can tell we're gay. i didn't know what to say, so i just walked away, my mouth hanging open.

i want babies!

Recently the merrell boys and the william boy visited us. it has been quite the two weeks. i love coming home every day to my nephews bellowing loudly, "where are my boys?" they are so much fun and i am already dreading having them leave.
bonus asher material:
-aunt brookie? where is utah?
-i can't have a dog because they are too expensive.
-no you did not hurt me! i hurt myself and you
-where is lisa? (lisa:let's call me mom.)
-shampoo shampoo shampoo
i can't wait to see them again, and when oliver and harrison can talk it is going to be awesome.