Saturday, September 5, 2009

and the crazy ensues.

oh the deli. these are actual instructions i read in a pamphlet. ACTUAL INSTRUCTIONS.
if you see a pest (mouse, rat, or fly) enter the workplace, contact your manager immediately.
and i fully intend to do so. every fly the comes into the deli will have me running up front to let the manager know there is a pest rampage happening in the workplace.

2 comments:

Matt "Hacksaw" said...

What if you look in the mirror? Yeah, I just went there.

lance said...

that's employee of the month material right there, trust me, I know.you've inspired me, i'm gonna start doing that too.